Town Elects Dog as Mayor (Again)

The small town of Barkville has re-elected Max, a Golden Retriever, as mayor for the third time. Here’s why:

His Policies

• Free belly rubs on Fridays
• Universal squirrel-chasing rights
• Mandatory nap breaks

Approval Ratings

Max enjoys a 98% approval rating. The remaining 2% are cats—and they didn’t vote.

Controversy

Critics say he sleeps on the job. Supporters argue he’s "just like every other politician, but cuter."

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