Man Sues Himself, Loses
May 26, 2025
In a bizarre legal case, a man sued himself—and the judge ruled against him. Here’s what happened:
The Case
John Doe (name changed) argued that his "irresponsible behavior" caused him emotional distress. He demanded $500 from… himself.
The Twist
Since he was both plaintiff and defendant, he had to pay his own legal fees. The judge called it "a spectacular waste of time."
Public Reaction
Twitter users praised his commitment to self-sabotage. One wrote: "Finally, someone holding themselves accountable."